The Only Good Thing About Your City: Philadelphia

Ah, Philadelphia. The nation’s first capital city. Home to the Liberty Bell and Philly cheesesteaks. I am going to be honest Philadelphia, the only good thing about your city is It’s Always Sunny. I would much rather spend an evening at Paddy’s than at a Sixers game.

76ers: Originally the Syracuse Nationals of the NLB, moved to Philly in the 60’s. In 1965 they acquired Wilt “I have slept with thousands of women, the Stilt" Chamberlain. Later that season their championship dreams were shattered by none other than the Boston Celtics. The following season they would go on to beat ‘em and win it all. The most recent championship they have won since was in the 1982-83 season. Despite many conference and division titles since their big win, they have been unable to repeat success. Allen Iverson is perhaps the greatest player in Sixers history. Fast forward 9 years, things are not looking too hot but ey, with 5-8 at least they’re better than the Nets.

Flyers: The Flyers were brought to your city in 1966. Their only Stanley Cups were won nearly thirty-five years ago. Kudos on being one of the all-time most winningest teams in the NHL. They have been division champs many times, but have not held the title since the 03-04 season. Last conference championship was thirteen years ago. Meh, hockey.

Phillies: The very first World Series win for the team came while Pete Rose still had a good name. With that win, finally the last of the original major league teams would have World Series title. Jesus, it took them long enough. Fast forward twenty-eight years and BAM! Two back to back appearances. After struggling for so long it was about time they came around. As a Yankee fan, I really dislike the Phillies. I don’t hate them or anything but I could do without a few of their players (especially you, Chase Utley). I’m not a total douche and can step away from my blue and white haze long enough to give credit where credit is due. The Phillies are one hell of a team. They’re strong on both sides of the field. I know it hurt you guys to lose this one with the loss of Harry Kalas.

Eagles:

Before 1999 the Eagles had fifteen playoff appearances and six division championships. The Andy Reid/Donovan McNabb era ushered in success including seven playoff appearances and five NFC East titles It seems they just can’t make it ALL-THE-WAY. Last August they picked up reformed citizen Michael Vick fresh out of prison to compliment Donovan McNabb. I still haven’t gotten used to seeing him in green and white.