Bnew- BATMAN SAY SHIT B OFF, AND PEOPLE B MAKIN A BIG DEAL ABOUT HIM TELL SHAWTYS HOW TO DO DEY JOBS, BNEW AIN DOWN WID IT. BNEW SAY BATMAN AN JOHN CONNOR KNOW HOW TO SAVE DA EARF SHAWTYS NEED TO LISTEN TO HIM!
Joeington Banks- Bradley, you do realize Christian bale is an actor, he's not really batman, and in reality him going on a nine minute tirade on how a light grip accidently walked into a shot is just another example of how overpaid actors have a overwhelming sense of importance and they are incredibly narcissistic.
BNEW- WHA IN THA FUCKK? ONE TIME I SAW BATMAN KILL A MAN WITH A AXE. YOU SAYIN HE SOFT? CUZ HE GO WAY HARD, I WANNA HIRE BATMAN AS MY BODYGUARD SHIT B OFF HE KNOW HOW TO SQUASH IT, SHIT EVEN WHEN HE B MAD HE KNOWS HOW TO SET IT TO A BEAT SO YOU CAN B IN THE CLUB WEN HE GETS HEATED. THER B LOVE IN DIS CLUBBBBBBBBB.
Joeington Banks- that's acting Bradley, and no, you didn't see Batman kill a man with an axe, that was Bale playing the character Patrick Bateman in the movie American Psycho, and he also didn't plan his voice to sound like that, someone looped his voice for comedic effect, it's pretty easily done. The fact of the matter is that people are so interested in celebrities and not their own lives that this seems to take precedence over anything else and something like this becomes news, anything to help people forget their economy is failing just for a mere moment is enough I suppose these days.
BNEW- *thinks about him and christian bale making it rain, Bale then punches a stripper* BOOM BITCH! BNEW DOWN WID IT. ME AN BATMAN GON DRANK O WE GON DRANK BLEE DAT. WE GOT R OWN FUCK LION SO FUCK WID IT. DEN WE GON DRANK DAT ROCKERY FUEL AND DRIVE THE BATMOBILE AROUN TOWN A PULL US SUM SHAWTYS. BNEW SAY AIN NO DRANK GET DRANK TILL HE PUT A HURTIN ON DAT MOUF WID DAT DIKK. DEN BNEW GON TURN INTO DA DIKMAN NA MEEN?BNEW GON DRANK, HE GON GRAB DEM CHEREZ. GON CUM N RUN. AN IF YOU DON LIKE IT HIM AN BATMAN GON ROLL BY YO HOUS AN GON TRAININ DAY ON YO AZZ. HAPPY BIRFDAY BITCH. BNEW DOWN WID IT
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