Alright: Fuck You Joe Girardi, you half crazy fuck, oh you're such a genius manager! Really? half of your team is former all stars from other teams. A monkey could be the manager for the yankees and they could win a pennant. You're an appendix, your position may have once served a purpose, but has since become useless.
Fuck You Hideki Matsui. You're a DH, which is a polite way of telling you "you're old and we don't want you in the field, but here, you can hit for our pitcher" speaking of which
Fuck you Mariano Rivera. "the greatest world series closer of all time" hard to debate that, I'll give you that, but you know what, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Fuck You Johnny Damon: you look like the missing link you ugly fuck.
Fuck You Derek Jeter: Captain of the yankees, is like saying "King of douches"
Fuck You Alex Rodriguez: you suck out luod in the playoffs, just be glad Ryan Howard decided he didn't wanna do shit otherwise you'd be fucked.
Fuck You Mark Texera: You're a former brave and angel. I don't need a reason to hate you, you've given my two already.
Fuck You Joba Chamberlain: You tubby fuck, have fun eating your weight in cream cheese after the game.
and the final fuck you.
Fuck You Yankees Fans: god you people are annoying, I take that back, Fair-weather and bandwagon fans are annoying, Knowing plenty of people who are misplaced New Yorkers who live in florida, quite a few of you were rooting for the Rays last season. we have 27 world championships, yeah, well you have two in the past decade, where were you people when you were playing like shit and blowing 3-0 playoff leads to the Red Sox and making those fans insufferable? I blame you fucks for that shit. Fuck You, hard. I hope you people get turned into a Human Centipede
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