The Week In Rage, BUZZSAW EDITION

Let's get this diatribe started. You know what's coming. The Pittsburgh Steelers. Fuck you Mr. Rooney, your old ass should have died years ago, there I said it. Fuck you Ben Roethlisberger, you and your douche goatee, your constant aloofness and the fact that you were probably eating a choco taco during the 4th quarter. Fuck you Hines Ward, not because you smile 8,000 times a game for no reason, Oh, a 4 yard catch SMILE TIME. I helped Willie Parker run two yards from my pass blocking SMILE, no, Fuck you for pretty much being an epic douche and starting shit with nearly every other secondary player in the league this year, you're a shithole and you need to die. Fuck You Santonio Holmes, You celebrate for every minor thing too, but when you celebrate you dont come up with anything original, oh you're clever alright for doing the lebron powder and throw, I know, I saw that nike commercial with lil' wayne too, you know what? FUCK YOU LIL' WAYNE, MAKING A ROCK ALBUM? BAD FUCKING IDEA. YOU HAVE FAILED SIR, AND GOOD DAY. Fuck You James Harrison, you have the lead and you try to punchout a guy who only plays on special teams, go fuck yourself you tubby fuck. Fuck you Mike Tomlin, Bill Cower has the chin, what do you have? Sunglasses? you Mike Epps looking mother fucker, matter of fact, you know what? FUCK YOU MIKE EPPS, you suck on house, and that says a lot.

man, how do I follow that up, im woozy now. I don't think i can so I'm gonna call it a night. 

Mahalo

Bnew