Friday, February 6, 2009

Profiles in awesomeness: Marshawn Lynch

New segment here on the hangover: Profiles in awesomeness. Every week we profile one human being who exemplifies who just know how to be what is the creme de la creme of awesome. 

In our inaugural edition we have Buffalo Bills Running back: Marshawn Lynch

what makes him so awesome? well, other than the fact that he goes into "Beast Mode" whenever he gets in the game according to himself, The Sporting news recently interviewed him, here are some gems.

What's in my iPod: Messy Marv, Tha Jacka, Lil Webbie, Lil Boosie, Clyde Clarkson, Hustler, J Stylin, Keak Da Sneak and the Farm boyz, Killa Tank, Lee Majors (The Six Million Dollar Man? -ed), Mistah F.A.B, 2Pac, Sleepy D

Now, I knew exactly two names on that list. The whitest kid u kno
More awesomeness included:

On My Office Walls: A Mural of me and everything meaningful in my life (wait for it-ed) my cousin painted (of course-ed). It included my mamma, penguins (YES YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES -ed), The skyline of oakland, "Family First", footballs, and my goddaughter 

Best interview ever? let's continue

Favorite Meal: Fried Chicken (yay for stereotypes! - ed), spaghetti, and red kool-aid ( ...uhhh really? -ed) - unless my cousin made the blue kind (wow. that would be a win in ethnic bingo -ed)

I wish I were making this up. but no. this exists. those are his words. and it only gets better from there.

My Bucket List: I don't really think about that too often, but I would like to go to Africa and see what's up over there (you know, just a weekend trip, nothing serious -ed). also the Philippines and Asia. Go to Fiji and see if the water is really like that. (WTF? -ed) And also I'm going to go down in history for something, I'm not sure what yet, but it will be good.

That really just happened. Marshawn is going down in history alright, for being awesome

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