The Adventures of Joeington Banks and BNEW: gotta have me my boats n hoes

BNEW- YO TPIZZY B ON BOATS N SHIT, BNEW DOWN WID IT, HE SAY HE FUKK MERMAIDS, HE GETTIN DAT ARIEL PUZZY, NONE OF THAT URSULA SHIT.

Joeington Banks- Bradley, that didn't happen, that was a music video for The Lonley Island, I for one don't find Andy Samberg very funny, I prefer Andy Dick, that guy is so hilarious with his antics. have you seen him on sober house? it's very insightful as to the tortured artist's soul and the demons they face.

BNEW- *blank stare, thinks of ariel blowing him* BNEW DOWN WID IT, I HEARD DEM FISH BITCHES GOT GILLS, I AIN NEVER FUCKED A BITCH WITH GILLS BEFO. AN THA FUCK IS YOU TALKIN BOUT WHITE BOY? ANDY DICK GAY AIN YOU NEVER SEEN OLD SCHOOL? HE BLEW A CARROT. ALL WILL FERREL WANTED WAS SOME KFC.

Joeington Banks- Bradley, having relations with a mermaid is impossible anyway, they have fish parts from the waist down, andy dick on the other hand....

BNEW- *eyes shoot open*  BNEW AIN DOWN WID DAT BLEE DAT

Joeington Banks- what, im not gay, really!