The Week In Rage, BUZZSAW EDITION

Let's get this diatribe started. You know what's coming. The Pittsburgh Steelers. Fuck you Mr. Rooney, your old ass should have died years ago, there I said it. Fuck you Ben Roethlisberger, you and your douche goatee, your constant aloofness and the fact that you were probably eating a choco taco during the 4th quarter. Fuck you Hines Ward, not because you smile 8,000 times a game for no reason, Oh, a 4 yard catch SMILE TIME. I helped Willie Parker run two yards from my pass blocking SMILE, no, Fuck you for pretty much being an epic douche and starting shit with nearly every other secondary player in the league this year, you're a shithole and you need to die. Fuck You Santonio Holmes, You celebrate for every minor thing too, but when you celebrate you dont come up with anything original, oh you're clever alright for doing the lebron powder and throw, I know, I saw that nike commercial with lil' wayne too, you know what? FUCK YOU LIL' WAYNE, MAKING A ROCK ALBUM? BAD FUCKING IDEA. YOU HAVE FAILED SIR, AND GOOD DAY. Fuck You James Harrison, you have the lead and you try to punchout a guy who only plays on special teams, go fuck yourself you tubby fuck. Fuck you Mike Tomlin, Bill Cower has the chin, what do you have? Sunglasses? you Mike Epps looking mother fucker, matter of fact, you know what? FUCK YOU MIKE EPPS, you suck on house, and that says a lot.

man, how do I follow that up, im woozy now. I don't think i can so I'm gonna call it a night. 

Mahalo

Bnew

The Adventures of Joeington Banks and BNEW

BNEW- AW HELLS NAW, BNEW SAY AIN NO SUPER BOWL 'LESS BNEW GET BNEW'S DRANK ON AND BNEW GON DRANK, OH HE GON DRANK BLEE DAT. BNEW HEARD  DEY WERE USIN A BUZZSAW DIS YEAR, BNEW DOWN WID IT.

Joeington Banks- Excuse me, Bradley, but I do believe the super bowl will be going on regardless if you are consuming alcohol or not. I however will be watching the puppy bowl and enjoying a fine glass of chablis.

BNEW-  WHAT AN THE FUKK IS YOU TALKIN BOUT AIN NO DRANK GET DRANK TILL BNEW GET HIS DRANK ON AN BNEW SAY SHIT BE ON DIS SUNDAY BLEE DAT BNEW GON BE ON DAT ROCKET FUEL DEN HE GON TO DA MOON AND GET DAT SPACE PUZZY.

JB- Bradley, I do not believe drinking a combination of patron and red bull will give you the ability of interstellar travel, nor is there any life on the moon, and even if there were the odds of whatever life form having reproductive organs that are compatible with that of a human's are astronomical.

BNEW-  *blinks twice, starts thinking of strippers* BNEW DOWN WID IT. BNEW SAY ALL DEM MOON HOES GON LUV IT WEN I MAKE IT RAIN GON MAKE THAT SPACE PUZZY BLEED. TROOF. DEN BNEW GON DRANK O HE GON DRANK, HE GOT SOM OF DAT 44TH BLEND CUZ HIS PREZIDENT IS BLAK AND HIS LAMBO IS BLUE

JB- Were you even listening to me just now? The odds of you conducting coitis with an extraterrestrial are rather immense, but I will agree with you about our 44th president, Barack Obama. For that I will drink, why yes, I'm going to partake in the drinking of alcoholic mixed drinks in a social setting.

eating cereal with a fork conserves milk

Look, I've come out and said that I'm a very closeted Cardinals fan in the podcast before, but this is inconcieveable. The Buzzsaw might be going in, and the Eagles may very well not. the NFC west excluding the cards has a combined 6-21 record. The Cardinals are 6-3. The Eagles are 5-4 and 4th in the NFC East. I'm speachless.

I don't think I've mentioned on this blog that im in the US Army, and for specific reasons, yet alas, im coming out with it. I had one of those moments when I was in alabama where I thought about damn near everything cause I was that bored. Yes, Sitting on a weapons Range while M249 Squad Automatic weapons are being fired can be boring, if you play it right even you can fall asleep and take a nap. I digress. Today of all days seems right for me to break the silence on that fact. Happy Veterans Day.

-Bnew
how weightless they must be