Week in rage: what else can piss brad off

1. Tiger Woods- not too many people can find something wrong with tiger, I can though. What's that you say? He took a year off to heal from surgery? oh, well excuse me if new golfers have come onto the scene and the americans managed to win a Ryder Cup without him. oh he's back? well, he isn't, seeing as how he lost in the second round to Tim Clark. Go back to sleeping with your hot wife and putting your name on the three shittiest tasting Gatorades on the market. asshole.

2. NASCAR- how dare you hold a race on a sunday evening. do you realize what is normally supposed to be on fox on a sunday evening? pretty much the only reason to watch fox during the week period. look, rednecks hardly ever know what day of the week it is anyway, they have more pressing matters on their hands like, which sister to sleep with, or how to coordinate this mossy oak jacket with these wrangler jeans, and is cope straight better than skoal mint. I can sit here all day and talk about how boring nascar is cause all they do is take left turns and how it's technically not a sport at all blah blah blah but really I just wanna watch my simpsons, family guy, and american dad, occasionally king of the hill has something good on, but these days it's hit or miss. I'd rather be raped by Billy Mays for three hours than watch a NASCAR race.

3. Brian Dawkins- well, not really, I could never be mad at BDawk, the eagles front office though I can at no end. all it takes is one entry into youtube and you can see the impact Dawk brings onto the field, he really is Logan, he's a wolverine, Weapon fucking X. I'll miss him, and later on in the season when the Eagles play the Broncos and Brent Celek goes down field and burns him for a 22 yard catch, I'll be happy, but at the same time seeing dawk in that orange and blue will make me feel like i just watched someone drop-kick a puppy into a flaming chainsaw factory.