Friday, January 30, 2009

The Adventures of Joeington Banks and BNEW


BNEW- AW HELLS NAW, BNEW SAY AIN NO SUPER BOWL 'LESS BNEW GET BNEW'S DRANK ON AND BNEW GON DRANK, OH HE GON DRANK BLEE DAT. BNEW HEARD  DEY WERE USIN A BUZZSAW DIS YEAR, BNEW DOWN WID IT.


Joeington Banks- Excuse me, Bradley, but I do believe the super bowl will be going on regardless if you are consuming alcohol or not. I however will be watching the puppy bowl and enjoying a fine glass of chablis.

BNEW-  WHAT AN THE FUKK IS YOU TALKIN BOUT AIN NO DRANK GET DRANK TILL BNEW GET HIS DRANK ON AN BNEW SAY SHIT BE ON DIS SUNDAY BLEE DAT BNEW GON BE ON DAT ROCKET FUEL DEN HE GON TO DA MOON AND GET DAT SPACE PUZZY.

JB- Bradley, I do not believe drinking a combination of patron and red bull will give you the ability of interstellar travel, nor is there any life on the moon, and even if there were the odds of whatever life form having reproductive organs that are compatible with that of a human's are astronomical.

BNEW-  *blinks twice, starts thinking of strippers* BNEW DOWN WID IT. BNEW SAY ALL DEM MOON HOES GON LUV IT WEN I MAKE IT RAIN GON MAKE THAT SPACE PUZZY BLEED. TROOF. DEN BNEW GON DRANK O HE GON DRANK, HE GOT SOM OF DAT 44TH BLEND CUZ HIS PREZIDENT IS BLAK AND HIS LAMBO IS BLUE

JB- Were you even listening to me just now? The odds of you conducting coitis with an extraterrestrial are rather immense, but I will agree with you about our 44th president, Barack Obama. For that I will drink, why yes, I'm going to partake in the drinking of alcoholic mixed drinks in a social setting.