Having watched Jack Nichelson and Morgan Freeman do what some may consider lame, I actually consider them old guy awards, they're worldly and somewhat charming, which is what I guess the title of that movie was trying to come across. I however have my own bucket list consisting of what I want to do. I've been paid to skydive, so that's out of it. Wrestling an alligator has no real appeal to me. Drinking an absurd amount of beer seems like something I could do saturday if I willed it into fruition so that's out. These are more or less things I want to happen to me.
2. Fend off animal with torch. Not necessarily kill said animal, just shoo it away. Preferably a bear.
3. Host actual radio/TV show. More of a goal really, Go back and listen to those test podcasts. I clearly have the voice (and face) for radio.
4. Have an underwater knife fight. Knife fight where there is nothing resisting your movement would somewhat be difficult. Not only would it look like something from a bond movie, my odds of winning/surviving are drastically improved.
5. Box a Kangaroo. Many people claim Dolphins are nature's smartest creature. Well, they don't have arms, so why not fight Nature's version of Wes Welker? So gritty, and scrappy.
6. Pull surgical mask down take a deep sigh and announcing "there was noting more we can do". Sad, yes. Power Move. you bet. bonus points if during said medical procedure I shout "LIVE DAMN IT!"
7. Run on top of a moving train while being chased. If only to undo the final train car and wave bye at whoever is trying to kill me leaving them and whoever else was in those rear cars stranded in a desert to fend for themselves.
8. Recreate the heist scene from Heat. could be faked, could be real. who knows.
9. Land commercial airliner after pilots are incapacitated. Could be a recreation of Airplane! or just adverting a tragedy and my own death. also, driving a car on a tarmac to stop a plane to catch someone deserves an honorable mention.
10. Get out of straight jacket by dislocating my own shoulder. Look, Riggs did it. I think I can do it.
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