Florida Gator fans are the "new" New England Patriots fans

Now, this has been brewing for a while, and here, I'm saying it. Shut up, please. My mind is slowly wrapping around the concept of the preposed college football playoff. let me rephrase that. The awesome Obama backed idea that would all but eliminate this shit from occurring once again. Let me make the following cases for Utah, Texas, and USC. allow me to adjust my seat so I can fully hate the florida gators for what they are and their narcissistic self absorbed asshole fans. KSK might have coined the phrase Massholes for fans of the new england area teams. but I think we can all agree if there was something just as catchy to call gator fans, that shit would be gangbusters. 

Let the cynicism begin.

Utah- Only undefeated team in college football. Only problem is, they're not in a BCS conference. Defeated Alabama in the Sugar Bowl. Had their coach Kyle Whittingham named AP Coach of the year in the FBS. Still not in a BCS conference. Named #2 in the final AP coaches poll, Defeated 3 ranked opponents, including a team that was #1 in the nation for 5 weeks. Still not in a BCS conference. Imagine being in American Idol, but being placed 3rd and not even being considered for the final two because you were born in canada. 

USC- Maybe the only competitive team in the PAC-10, Although, they also lost to #18 Oregon State. OH, WAIT. UF Lost to #14 Ole Miss. I get it, in conference losses only count when you're in the "vastly superior SEC" blow me. Number of SEC ranked teams: 4. Number of PAC-10 ranked Teams: 3. It all makes sense now, that one extra ranked school makes the SEC 100x better than the pac-10. it makes sense the more you think about it. and shove bamboo under your fingernails.

speaking of ranked schools and better conferences, you know who has more ranked schools than the SEC? THE BIG FUCKING 12. Which brings me to my final point.

Texas- If I'm Colt McCoy I'm wearing a huge happy hat for next year at Texas. Being ranked #3 and losing out on the Big 12 championship would make me feel amazing. not only did we beat Oklahoma in the regular season, our only loss came to TEXAS FUCKING TECH ON THE LAST PLAY OF THE GAME. I use all caps to emphasize that I'm actually yelling as I type this. alright. That's it for this week in Rage.

Mahalo

Bnew