Rays fans and now republicans can eat my balls

Well, there was an election or something last night. I was unaware. I was too busy stuffing my face at buffalo wild wings with my two american roommates and their girlfriends to notice (The canadian roommate was too busy tending to his vagina and making a really dumb case for obama, I was the one who actually voted for him and I felt like hitting him square in the throat). But apparently people felt it was neciessary to have a god damn parade the second obama was announced president. Look, I voted for the guy, but let's not go crazy now, that's why we made fun of republicans for the past eight years, they we're the ones who looked crazy. we're on the verge of fucking this one up already because we're getting just a little ahead of ourselves, we still gotta wait till january 20th for him to be the official president, we still gotta wait for the other one to finish out his term first.

I'm also trying something new personally, Meat is fucking expensive, and buying fake meat is sketchy, I dont know how many romanians turned it down before it was made into a hot pocket, and im pretty sure chinese food has newspaper in it. so, im experimenting. cause what better place than college than to do it. I'm not calling myself a vegetarian, I'm just not eating meat for a trial period and will resume doing so at a time of my choosing. Essentially I'm Lindsay Lohan.
-Bnew
you know they don't speak to me, the irony is they wont speak with me

Your Mom Is A Classy Lady

Alright, time to get political, people who know me will say my view on life has been slightly slanted to the left, I'm an Obama Supporter, there I said it, I like watching Tina Fey impersonate the GOP vice presidential candidate, I'm having a hard time deciding which I'd rather masturbate to, I think four more years of the same republican party won't be doing our economy any favors, and those are just my own thoughts on the matter, I could give a shit less about most other issue cause quite frankly they dont effect me, but im a staunch believe in "to each his own" so as long as it isnt hurting me directly, I'm gonna support whatever makes you happy as a human being, so gays keep on keepin on, and ladies you can have all the abortions you want, cause who am I to say, A hetero male, what a homoesxual person or a woman can do with their lives? I know that people nowadays are becoming increasingly aware of the world around them, and as have I, I dont like what i see and I'm rallying behind that buzzword that the Democratic party is using: Change.

-Bnew

I could end this a million ways