Inner turmoil: Mango Salsa v. Roasted Garlic Hummus

I like dips. I'm into foods that are blended together into a paint to color my pallet in a delicious landscape that is flavor. I'm also at a crossroads. I'm unsure which is better. Mango Salsa is fucking delicious. whoever though to add a tropical fruit to a salsa mild in spice, was a genius. Optimally, The chip of choice would be a tostitos hint of lime tortilla chip. It's flavor allows for you to eat the salsa without the chip;s flavor overpowering it, but merely enhancing it with what one would be lead to believe is a missing ingredient. Mango salsa is the only salsa im convinced that one can either eat alone whilst working on a blog post, and as a party snack that helps as a conversation piece, normally no one mentions salsa at the party, it is a background food that blends in with the other chips and isn't even remembered after you take that first bite, but mango salsa, carries a sweet flavor that you do that eye squinting nod with a smile that says "you are in fact correct, this is good!"

Roasted Garlic Hummus is another dip entirely, the two beasts are like a polar bear and a Bengal Tiger, in nature they will never meet, the same can be said for roasted garlic hummus and mango salsa. hummus to the mass public is not a food that is well embraced, initially I was even unsure if mashed chickpeas would even be accepted by my tongue that serves as a preverbal tool booth operator to the highway that is my stomach, but I was soon convinced otherwise. Hummus ideally is served with pita chips, no frills though, the subtle tastes in hummus are thrown off by added effects like parmesan, tuscan herbs, or even more salt. Eating hummus does two things, either makes you sound like you are cultured and you are willing to try food from other cultures (bonus points if you've had falafel!) or you've got a beard and you have anxiety problems about other people (O hai!)

Rays fans and now republicans can eat my balls

Well, there was an election or something last night. I was unaware. I was too busy stuffing my face at buffalo wild wings with my two american roommates and their girlfriends to notice (The canadian roommate was too busy tending to his vagina and making a really dumb case for obama, I was the one who actually voted for him and I felt like hitting him square in the throat). But apparently people felt it was neciessary to have a god damn parade the second obama was announced president. Look, I voted for the guy, but let's not go crazy now, that's why we made fun of republicans for the past eight years, they we're the ones who looked crazy. we're on the verge of fucking this one up already because we're getting just a little ahead of ourselves, we still gotta wait till january 20th for him to be the official president, we still gotta wait for the other one to finish out his term first.

I'm also trying something new personally, Meat is fucking expensive, and buying fake meat is sketchy, I dont know how many romanians turned it down before it was made into a hot pocket, and im pretty sure chinese food has newspaper in it. so, im experimenting. cause what better place than college than to do it. I'm not calling myself a vegetarian, I'm just not eating meat for a trial period and will resume doing so at a time of my choosing. Essentially I'm Lindsay Lohan.
-Bnew
you know they don't speak to me, the irony is they wont speak with me