Lauren Conrad (L.C) - The Central focus to the show. Has a house where she Roommates with Audrina and "Lo". Moronic for claiming that her life is stressful when all she does is sit around all day working (I use that term loosely) for a PR firm and going out clubbing at night. Used to be best friends with Heidi Montag.
Audrina - Lauren's roommate, moronic for having the intelligence of a plastic cup. She once posed nude in aspirations for posing in playboy, a simple google search will have those pictures pop up. I think she contributes most to the show when her mouth is closed and she's sitting by a pool.
Heidi Montag- "LC's former best friend, engaged to Spencer Pratt who may be the hugest douche to ever walk the face of the earth, is a moron for staying with said douche inspite of him hitting on other girls and listening to people he no longer considers friends over his supposed fiance. (not that I would listen to her either, I think the smartest thing she said was "this all seems a little set up" when her mom brings her ex-boyfriend who was a state wrestling champ and devout christian to dinner. here's a hint: IT WAS FUCKING SET UP!)
Spencer Pratt- well, lets put it this way, the guy makes Noah Parsons seem humble, He has a uber douche blow out haircut blonde hair and occasionally wears a beard, not the awesome kyle orton / brad newton neck beard, no, a beard that reeks of someone who likes seether, buckcherry, and says the word dog to his fellow douche friends who are just as, if not more white than he is.
Douchebag.
Well, I can't say I really learned anything, the show provides no real insight into the human race assuming you've spent anytime in a high school. I can't say I was entertained by it either, the entire time I was watching it I was hoping for Quinten "Rampage" Jackson to appear and pummel Pratt into submission or hit him with a shovel or something to that effect. fuck, why did they give these people a show?
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