Thursday, October 9, 2008

I'm naming my son Chase Ryan Newton

After Chase Utley and Ryan Howard, the 2nd and 1st basemen for the Philadelphia phillies, who won game one of the NLCS tonight thanks to Utley's 2 Run homer and Pat "The Bat" Burrell's home run single in the sixth. Life is good for the moment.

Also, I sold 16 pizzas in front of the strip tonight, a place that has a deal with ANOTHER pizza place, I can sell a ketchup flavored popsickle to a lady wearing white gloves. Seriously, your experience with me may vary, but four beers in and a phillies win will turn me into the most perfect version of myself as I can get.

-BNew

mark my words, we're taking over the world

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