33% coffee 25% yuengling lager 17% pepperoni pizza 9% piss 7% IBprofuen 5% hot dogs 3% vinegar 1% optimisim

Well, operation sell out to MTV isnt going too well, I guess when you're one of about half a million random people trying to get a slot on a TV show that throws "six complete strangers in a house where they stop being polite and start getting real." stop that shit for a second. Politeness goes out the window when you life with five other people? I live with three other people so I guess I'm lucky. But that tagline never sat well with me. I know what the produces of the show are doing, they're making TV worth watching, if I were on that show you wouldn't wanna watch me type in my blog and play halo 3 all day and then fall asleep on the couch while watching major league 2. That's about as realistic it gets for me. No, they want to see drama and hookups, americans have always been vouyeristic to an extent, I dont wanna see the tape of Jessica Alba giving birth, but I would wanna see a tape of her at a beach and her boob pops out.

I never thought of this but selling stuff is all about who can pull off the biggest lie without lying, Last night I did the late night sales for pizza (translation: I have no life to speak of and when presented with the option of making some money at the cost of my sleep and own plans with friends I may have already made) so yes, my social live is thriving thank you very much!

I'm loving october, phills in the world series, Halloween, beer (even though that's a year round thing), and it getting cooler outside makes for a awesome time all around.

-Bnew
Your brain is magic city, your nose is atlanta

I'm naming my son Chase Ryan Newton

After Chase Utley and Ryan Howard, the 2nd and 1st basemen for the Philadelphia phillies, who won game one of the NLCS tonight thanks to Utley's 2 Run homer and Pat "The Bat" Burrell's home run single in the sixth. Life is good for the moment.

Also, I sold 16 pizzas in front of the strip tonight, a place that has a deal with ANOTHER pizza place, I can sell a ketchup flavored popsickle to a lady wearing white gloves. Seriously, your experience with me may vary, but four beers in and a phillies win will turn me into the most perfect version of myself as I can get.

-BNew

mark my words, we're taking over the world

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Thank you Google for flagging my blog as spam, thanks to you I missed out on love blogging the debate and missing out on my stories of selling pizza's outside potbelly's, a bar in Tallahassee that is infamous for being a douche and soroislut hangout. (delta delta delta, how may I help ya?) Anyway, Phils are in the NLDS. But the Flyers are having hockey mom drop the puck at their home opener. Ugh.

As for the booze portion of this blog, Yuengling and Sam Adams and fresh Pizza from Three Guys is what I've been fuled on this past week, last night was pllenty entertaining seeing one of the female servers come in plastered as I'm cutting pizzas to sell and trying to "show me how to do it" resulting in her essentially punching a pizza I just pulled out of the over to burn her forefingers and making my pizza look like Michale J. Fox cut it. Thanks. me and the other cook were laughing at you when you left.

-Bnew

right from the very start I knew this day would come