I explain Week 5 in the NFL

Well, hats off to FOX and CBS for forcing me to sit through a couple of shitty games. The only one worth watching was that Dolphins Chargers one yesterday, and that was the first game of the day i got to watch, so the rest of the day was shit capped off by A Day to Remember and New Found Glory at Beta bar, with The International Superheros of Hardcore, Four Years Strong, and Crime in Stereo. all and all a good show.


Since when are the Redskins good? They're the perennial Joke team (if there was one) in the NFC East, not the hottest team in football at the moment, look dolphins fans, you beat the chargers and a brady-less patriots, but the redskins beat the Cowboys and Eagles, a feat you've never done in one season.


The Colts should thank god that Sage Rosenfields is a shitty QB, otherwise they would have lost that game. The Giants put up 44 points on the Seahawks, and no one is talking about them, again. My neckbeard and I are proud of Kyle Orton throwing for over 300 yards, then again it was against Detroit so the argument could be made of "who hasnt thrown over 300 yards on them?" And The Kansas City Chiefs put up a whopping 0 points on the Carolina Panthers. The AFC leading Bills lost to the Arizona Cardinals, as a sometime buzzsaw fan that made me smile a little when they scored 41 points on them.


so, out of those piles of heaping piles of suck, who did it the worst? well, The Chiefs hands down, but they were my suck-off winner last week, so I'm gonna give it to the bills, a team that struggled to score 17 points on a team that last week allowed the cumslinger to throw 6 passing touchdowns on their D. way to go Bills, way to prove you were nothing more than a product of hype and an easy opening schedule.