33% coffee 25% yuengling lager 17% pepperoni pizza 9% piss 7% IBprofuen 5% hot dogs 3% vinegar 1% optimisim

Well, operation sell out to MTV isnt going too well, I guess when you're one of about half a million random people trying to get a slot on a TV show that throws "six complete strangers in a house where they stop being polite and start getting real." stop that shit for a second. Politeness goes out the window when you life with five other people? I live with three other people so I guess I'm lucky. But that tagline never sat well with me. I know what the produces of the show are doing, they're making TV worth watching, if I were on that show you wouldn't wanna watch me type in my blog and play halo 3 all day and then fall asleep on the couch while watching major league 2. That's about as realistic it gets for me. No, they want to see drama and hookups, americans have always been vouyeristic to an extent, I dont wanna see the tape of Jessica Alba giving birth, but I would wanna see a tape of her at a beach and her boob pops out.

I never thought of this but selling stuff is all about who can pull off the biggest lie without lying, Last night I did the late night sales for pizza (translation: I have no life to speak of and when presented with the option of making some money at the cost of my sleep and own plans with friends I may have already made) so yes, my social live is thriving thank you very much!

I'm loving october, phills in the world series, Halloween, beer (even though that's a year round thing), and it getting cooler outside makes for a awesome time all around.

-Bnew
Your brain is magic city, your nose is atlanta

I just...wow.....

Sometimes being from the greatest city in the USA backfires, like, right here, Hockey mom is dropping the puck tomorrow at the Bailout center (it's really the wachovia center, but the new mets stadium is gonna be called the citi center, so fuck that.) The Phillies won, again, Brad Lidge continues to raise my blood pressure during the ninth, but he remains perfect on the year with 48 saves. Chase utley was walked four times. four times. Brett Meyers, when he wasn't busy hitting his wife in the face, had three hits, for three RBIs and two runs. Moving to the Eagles Donovan is mad, and well, I would be too, he has called his own preformance latley embarrising, and with the 49ers coming into town, it's the perfect shit team to let out some fustration at having a 2-3 record with, Westbrook or not, Hell, Reggie brown is even out so that means we get DeSean and the guy who's banging a girl next door.

I've been drinking a lot of Yuengling latley, let me rephraise that, my beer intake is the same, but Yuengling seems to be the primary pallet quencher. If you know me, beer is somehting I take somewhat seriously, and to those of you who know me there is very little I take seriously. Beer is one of them, my tastes on it have been noted in the past and I'm not gonna lie, I enjoy trying new beers inorder to find my favorite one. It could be the philly bias I have, It could be because my work serves it and it is leaps and bounds better than corona, Bud Light, Miller Light and Coors Light, Could be because I can drink three of them, watch a Phils game and feel on top of the world, But Yuengling has become my new favorite for the moment.

-Bnew
yeah, we killed it, we killed it all night

I'm naming my son Chase Ryan Newton

After Chase Utley and Ryan Howard, the 2nd and 1st basemen for the Philadelphia phillies, who won game one of the NLCS tonight thanks to Utley's 2 Run homer and Pat "The Bat" Burrell's home run single in the sixth. Life is good for the moment.

Also, I sold 16 pizzas in front of the strip tonight, a place that has a deal with ANOTHER pizza place, I can sell a ketchup flavored popsickle to a lady wearing white gloves. Seriously, your experience with me may vary, but four beers in and a phillies win will turn me into the most perfect version of myself as I can get.

-BNew

mark my words, we're taking over the world

Terms of Service My Johnson

Thank you Google for flagging my blog as spam, thanks to you I missed out on love blogging the debate and missing out on my stories of selling pizza's outside potbelly's, a bar in Tallahassee that is infamous for being a douche and soroislut hangout. (delta delta delta, how may I help ya?) Anyway, Phils are in the NLDS. But the Flyers are having hockey mom drop the puck at their home opener. Ugh.

As for the booze portion of this blog, Yuengling and Sam Adams and fresh Pizza from Three Guys is what I've been fuled on this past week, last night was pllenty entertaining seeing one of the female servers come in plastered as I'm cutting pizzas to sell and trying to "show me how to do it" resulting in her essentially punching a pizza I just pulled out of the over to burn her forefingers and making my pizza look like Michale J. Fox cut it. Thanks. me and the other cook were laughing at you when you left.

-Bnew

right from the very start I knew this day would come

how to be awesome, or failing that, adequate

Well, this week, I'm gonna go a head and get this out of the way, Men drink beer, plain and simple, women can too, I have absolutely nothing against that, matter of fact I encourage girls to drink, but there are ulterior motives for that,drunk girls let their inhibitions go and make it easier for you to sleep with them.

yep. I'm that guy.

anyway, as anyone can tell you there are a lot of different kinds of beers, Lagers, ales, pilsners, and even more varieties in those three styles themselves, but beer to the average college student boiles down to what is cheap and what can get me drunk really fast and provide me with means to have a lot of it so my cheap friends can get drunk with my cheap ass? While this thought process is good incertain situations that same thought can also be the bane of your existance if your beer experience never ventures away from Busch Light, Natty Light and Bud Light.

So, I feel it is my duty to explain to you the joys of beer tasting and learning that beer is so much more than a means to an end.

Miller High Life- If you're like me and you're boarderline poor, this is your best option for a quality beer that doesnt taste like piss, vinegar and motor oil. There's nothing special about it, however it does lack a serious shit taste factor that so many other cheep beers does.

Yuengling- Now, Philly bias aside, Yuengling is a bargin for the price it's bottled at, this smooth lager is the choice of many Eagle and Phillies fans for drinking while enjoying a game.

Blue Moon- Now while putting fruit in beer is often frowned upon it is almost necessary to put an orange peel in this beer to get the perfect flavor from it.

IPA Pale Ale- India ale isnt actually from India, it was made by english settlers to withstand the long trip to india by boat, now that history lesson aside, IPA may have some wierd names for it's beer but all of them are sure winners.

Sam Adams- now this list hasnt been any suprises so far, MOST of sam adams' brews are pretty good, but there are some of those you gotta avoid, i suggest getting the brewmaster pack at least once and experimenting and seeing what beers you dont like.

Brooklin Lager- now here's one that not a lot of people know of, it's brewed in the old pre-prohibition style ways, very smooth with a flavorful after taste, goes great with some pizza from 3 guys

Lonestar Beer- THE official beer of texas, this pale lager is great for going out and BBQing

Kirin Lager- beer and seafood seldom goes very well together, but this is a huge exception, Kirin is Japan's oldest beer and it's longevity can be attributed to it's great taste, having a salmon fillet and Kirin is one of the tastiest experiences you'll even encounter.