Ivan Drago was a pussy

I'm enjoying the ability to play my netflix instant que through my xbox thanks to the new update, I'm still learning to navigate around it however. In other news. I got my second tatoo done yesterday, I had been planning it for a while and I'm pretty happy with the results. It's Florida, yes, I know the majority of people who get tatoos of florida are amongst the biggest sect of douches on earth, but for this half sleeve im working on to work, I figure the place where I spent the majority of my life would be a good piece to include. although there will be the phillies P and '80 and '08 put on there. other pieces will be added as they become relevent.

Speaking of relevency, what the fuck is up with the sudden obsession over vampires? Suddenly every fucking girl on the planet thinks twilight is the greatest literary undertaking in the history of man. And True Blood? seriously? The only reason to watch it is cause the girl from cloverfield is topless almost the entire time. The rest of it is dribble. Vampires in underworld were awesome cause they were shooting worgen and Kate Beckensdale was one of them. Fuck. I hate how easily bought into things girls are. If I wrote a book that was made into a movie about a girl who was vagina deaf and couldn't feel down there then meets orlando bloom who awakens her sensuality by working with her to overcome her lack of nerve endings down there to culminate in a passionate make out scene where she deep throats him to compensate for her inability to feel, only to start crying and stop fellating him, only to leave him begging for her return of which he works for in the sequel. I just made fifty million dollars.

pee ess- Fuck it, I'm done with the vegetarian thing. Animals are too tasty to give that up, im going to finish off the rest of that food and I'm never looking back.

Ewoks v. Tim Tebow's Knees.....WHO YA GOT??????

I've been playing C&C: Red Alert 3 and I've noticed that I'm only playing it for the cut scenes, and for a video game, the cut scenes have some high profile people, Jenny McCarthy, Tim Curry, George Takei, Gemma Atkinson, J. K. Simmons, Jonathan Price, Kelly Hu, Gina Carano, Ivana Miličević, Randy Coture, and Peter Stormare. Some of those names you're bound to reckognize. Also Left 4 Dead I'm playing nonstop (I'm playing it as I type this with my penis) 4 Player co-op over live is awesome, the game's hit detection could be tweaked a little better though. being thrown out of a building and nearly dying by a huge zombie was one of the coolest things I've ever experienced in a video game.

- Bnew
silent but less than lethal

Sunday Morning Hangover

Making sure I didn't over do it, this what I my shopping list comprised of, 2 XL pizzas from Gumby's, 1 Bottle of Grey goose the 750 mL variety (dive back far enough, grey goose was my first love and will always have a place in my heart, I cuddled with a bottle of it the first night I btought it to a party, that could have been a warning sign.) 1 Bottle of patron silver, which can be substituted for as rocket fuel, along with the soco and amaretto, which wasn't going to be the death of me as I assumed, along with whatever yuengling was left in the house (my estimation was 13) we had a pretty alright pre-game for the let down that was the FSU/ BC game. boo.

Today I still own pretty much all of that alcohol, yuengling excluded.

btw- Waffle House and a tequila sunrise are the answer for a hangover cure.

-Bnew (ish)

space cadet, pull up

The shittiest shit that ever shit

A while ago I was presented with a paper to write for one of my classes, the specifics aren't needed, but it did include Jesus, Call of Duty 4, and Guitar Hero 3. In the story Judas proceeds to Team Kill Jesus in CoD4 to which jesus proclaims "What the fuck judas?". Later he plays Dragonforce- Through Fire and Flames on Guitar Hero 3. (Ironic I Know.) He Fails the song on expert and says "Suck My Taint" before smiting said Guitar Hero Controler. And with those bits in the story the class laughed, except for a few people, two of whom came up to me, the first one was dissapointed that I had been taken over by the evangelicals and wrote a piece on jesus, as if I had become some bible thumping nutjob. The second approached me clearly pissed that I had made fun of jesus, southern female's who happen to be baptists are amongst the most militant human beings one may even encounter. They have the bitch factor on a scale of 1 to 10 adbout 14. Jesus himself is afraid of them. I think it speaks volumes when you're able to piss off people who both adore jesus, and despise him.

-Bnew
do onto others

I hate poorly made electronics

I'm typing this from my apartment complex's computer lab cause my laptop has pretty much died, im not pulling the plug yet, but I am getting a new one tomorrow, a Macbook, so that toshiba sattelite would be my fugly wife that im trading in for Olivia Munn, so, there's that. Alabama had other unforseen consequences, My PSP broke, a PSP that I've had for nearly four years. all things considered, after they remodeled the psp to allow the new ones to use skype, i should have upgraded then, but the sentimental value was there and i didnt wanna replace it, now it has a cracked screen ro fuck that piece of overpriced plastic. I bought the Ratchet and Clank bundle, I remember on my PS2 in the 9th grade I thought Ratchet and Clank was awesome, not GTA3 Awesome Because you could run over hookers and kill hobos in that game. It also came with National Treasure 2 on UMD, I'd like to think sony had some sort of office pool going on at the time with what shitty movie we can get rid of this time (my first psp came with spider-man 2, which in retrospect, spider-man only had one good movie, and those were the italian spiderman movies on youtube) and a voucher for echochrome, which is a pretty awesome perspective baised puzzle game.

-Bnew

a ghost is all that's left

eating cereal with a fork conserves milk

Look, I've come out and said that I'm a very closeted Cardinals fan in the podcast before, but this is inconcieveable. The Buzzsaw might be going in, and the Eagles may very well not. the NFC west excluding the cards has a combined 6-21 record. The Cardinals are 6-3. The Eagles are 5-4 and 4th in the NFC East. I'm speachless.

I don't think I've mentioned on this blog that im in the US Army, and for specific reasons, yet alas, im coming out with it. I had one of those moments when I was in alabama where I thought about damn near everything cause I was that bored. Yes, Sitting on a weapons Range while M249 Squad Automatic weapons are being fired can be boring, if you play it right even you can fall asleep and take a nap. I digress. Today of all days seems right for me to break the silence on that fact. Happy Veterans Day.

-Bnew
how weightless they must be

Alabama Getaways, peanut festivals, and landshark lager

I will tell you this. I've lived in some places that god has forgotten. Missouri, where one morning the sky turned black, not dark rain clouds rolling over, it turned black, as if the rapture was going to fucking occur right there. Alaska, because when 11pm looks like three in the afternoon during the summer, and during the winter it's likght out for about two hours, your state clearly has something fucked up with it, not to mention a hockey mom govenor. And now I can add to that list Alabama, where it rained all afternoon to have the tempreture drop all the way down to 31 degrees outside at night, oh yeah, it was still raining either. close to the florida-bama border there is something called the peanut festival, but it's really a fucking fair, don't let them lie to you, you can get all the boiled peanuts you want there, it's actually kindof cool. it's like a prelude to the SoFl Fair in January. I've grown to appreciate Land shark Lager, it presents me with the thought to tangibily drink a light beer and actually have it taste like beer. It's not repalcing yuengling. me and joe ( All the Heroin on Tamarand) are adamant about our beers, I like to think that's cause we're a couple of drunks who do nothing with their lives other than drink, flirt with women, and have pretty sweet adventures, now that i think about it, we're alcohol fuled superheroes.

-Bnew
no one on the corner has swagger like us