Friday, November 21, 2008

Ivan Drago was a pussy

I'm enjoying the ability to play my netflix instant que through my xbox thanks to the new update, I'm still learning to navigate around it however. In other news. I got my second tatoo done yesterday, I had been planning it for a while and I'm pretty happy with the results. It's Florida, yes, I know the majority of people who get tatoos of florida are amongst the biggest sect of douches on earth, but for this half sleeve im working on to work, I figure the place where I spent the majority of my life would be a good piece to include. although there will be the phillies P and '80 and '08 put on there. other pieces will be added as they become relevent.

Speaking of relevency, what the fuck is up with the sudden obsession over vampires? Suddenly every fucking girl on the planet thinks twilight is the greatest literary undertaking in the history of man. And True Blood? seriously? The only reason to watch it is cause the girl from cloverfield is topless almost the entire time. The rest of it is dribble. Vampires in underworld were awesome cause they were shooting worgen and Kate Beckensdale was one of them. Fuck. I hate how easily bought into things girls are. If I wrote a book that was made into a movie about a girl who was vagina deaf and couldn't feel down there then meets orlando bloom who awakens her sensuality by working with her to overcome her lack of nerve endings down there to culminate in a passionate make out scene where she deep throats him to compensate for her inability to feel, only to start crying and stop fellating him, only to leave him begging for her return of which he works for in the sequel. I just made fifty million dollars.

pee ess- Fuck it, I'm done with the vegetarian thing. Animals are too tasty to give that up, im going to finish off the rest of that food and I'm never looking back.

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