conversations with my RTO

now, those avid readers I have know I'm in the United States Army. these are the convos I had with my Ratio/Telephone Operator Blake "domino" Dominello

Domino: "brad can you hand me that pencil with the eraser still on it? these coax connectors are sucking up the dust"

Me:"domino watch that grid pin connector next to the Blue Force Tracker"

D:"roger that big gay brad"

M:"I would hate to lose our SATCOM UHF antenna"

D:"yeah, it is fucking sweet"

M:"the era of VHF concentric nitric warfare is finally over, falcon view anytime we need it"

D:"actually falcon view is civilian version, like over the counter."

M:"you mean off the shelf?"

D:"yeah, i said that"

M:"no, you didn't"

D:"yeah, i did, i just used a poor choice of words, I meant to say off the shelf, fuck, I wanna install speakers in here, play some GG allin"

M:"domino, are you breaking my no country policy again?"

D:"what? are you kidding me? GG allin was the original punk rocker, he believed killing people should be legalized, he was fucking awesome"

M:"well, we don't have speakers. frankly I'm glad. don't you remember, the United States Soldier is swift silent and deadly"

D:"what about swift silent and stoned? we should get some hash chunks for your hookah"

M:"what? why do you even say do that stupid shit? you don't even do drugs?"

D:"how do you even know"

M:"cause like me, you were on the debate team in high school, no one on the debate team gets high or laid"

D:"i just don't see the facts on what you're basing this off of"

M:"we both know you were a virgin until after Leonard Wood, I was there remember? the stripper in Leonard wood?"

D:"oh, come on, you're not even using the pertinent facts here, we're having a fucking professional debate, she just grabbed me at the door when we were leaving, it's not like I asked for it, if memory serves, you hit it too"

M:"even if you're claiming you were raped you were still a virgin till after AIT"

D:"oh, and what about you, a little stewie headed baby raking his parents shag carpet in his house, you did that so all of the fibers went in the same direction, that is type A OCD."

M:"I DID IT FUCKING ONCE DOMINO"

D:"you know, you're so cute when you're angry"

so, there it is, a glimpse into the minds of two soldiers, more to follow.

Ma-Halo

-Bnew