Athletes say and do the darndest things

I'm sure we've all heard of the Plaxico Burress situation. Plaxico brings a loaded .40 Glock into a club, places said glock in his pants, glock slides down, he reaches to adjust it, weapon discharges, hilarity ensues. According to plaxico he was never shot. No, The victim would be a gentleman named Harris Smith, who was shot outside a Applebees. Plax has now been suspended for the Gnats final four games and now faces two felony charges. His teammate Antonio Pierce, who was with him on said night, now faces questioning from NYC police, and the doctor who failed to file a police report on said incident, has been suspended from his hospital. NY Mayor Michael Bloomberg has said that Plax should be tried to the fullest extent of the law and any leniency would be a outrage. See you in three years plax.

Dallas Stars Center Sean Avery has been suspended indefinitely for comments he made towards Calgary Flames player Dion Phaneuf claiming that 

                                                                                         "I just want to comment on how it's like become a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my slppy seconds. "

                                              Way to go sean. you're suspended until the commish decides to speak to you, I'm sure he's in a huge rush to get to one douchenozzle player when he's got an entire league with financial problems to run. Although, that comment could actually be pointed at any number of players as cuthbert is what hockey fans call a "puck bunny"

Fucking A. Do pro athletes even have a clue anymore? I think it's awesome when Chase Utley drops an F-Bomb in front of an sell-out crowd, but at least he's likable. The NHL is in a sad state where they need a public identity, but one who falls under the same degree of likability as Terrell Owens. I guess I should have been a Pro athlete. I talk out of my ass and underperform just about every day. Give me $80 mil.

Ma-Halo

-Bnew

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