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"If you aint making a lot of mistakes, you aint making a lot of decisions"
-David Banner

Truer words were never spoken, The phillies got beat up and mugged out in LA, and I didn't even watch the whole thing anymore, I can't Grampy Moyer got five runs off of him in the 1st inning, way to be clutch in a contract year old man, now I know what it's like to endure a gang rape. Ive been a recluse this weekend, i think ive physically gone outside to get the mail, walk to albertsons, and grill my steak, and that's it, the other 45 hours of the weekend were spent in my living room drinking yuengling I took from work, or in my room sleeping. This week in the NFL was pretty awesome, Redkins and cowboys both lost to shitty teams, and my eagles narrowly avoided the same ate before J.T. O'sullivan made the campaign for the niners to draft Tim Tebow, but losing to the cardinals and rams is almost grounds to be redacted to the CFL.

Well, back to me talking about how I'm wasting my life these days, halo 3, now, while the game is over a year old now, I still find myself playing it, either grifball or matchmaking, but last night, myself and three of my friends undertook a grand venture in said game, the Vidmaster: annual achievement, Finish the campaign on Legendary Difficulty with the Iron Skull ( a game modfier that whenever a teammate dies the game reverts to the last checkpoint) with everyone in ghosts. sounds easy enough right? fuck no, this took us nearly four hours. this is my second vidmaster achievement, and I'm looking forward to november 7th so I can get my third one, and I'm gonna have to wait out untill the mythic map pack becomes avaliable to get the fourth and final one and get whatever reward Bungie has promised us.

-Bnew
I ain't here to break it, just see how far it will bend

A Death In the Family, or why I shaved off my neckbeard

well, yes, I was a huge advocate of the facial hair made famous by bears QB Kyle Orton, but alas, outside forces have made it quite obvious that the neckbeard has to go. The process, or surgery if you will, took roughly 15 minuets, to shave my fucking face keep in mind. I'm gonna miss the old Paul Bunyan, that is until the next one grows back in two weeks.

Anyone else think the songs in Rock Band 2 are kind of lame? I mean, there are some good songs, but it's heavy on stuff I don't feel like playing over and over again in the same sitting, I liked Rock Band a lot more than Guitar Hero 3, but this is a case where they took something that wasnt broke and fucking obliterated it.

The guys over at Bungie thought it would be a good idea to release a teaser trailer for their "next game" which is really nothing more than an expansion for halo 3's campaign, but the icing on the cake is the teaser trailer is alluding to a game that wont even be out untill next fall. Next fall. awesome, can I get those new maps now so I can rig your new achievements please?

-Bnew
mornings over, the day is in full swing